I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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