Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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