Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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