At least make sure they are 18
Why
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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