This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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