He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
