Me too!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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