we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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