Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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