I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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