omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
People in love make me want to vomit
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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