Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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