I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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