Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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