I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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