Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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