so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i out mim tonsoeep
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