I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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