Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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