The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i out mim tonsoeep
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