You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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