Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If that was your dad, he is hot
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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