Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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