god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Fuck appropriateness.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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