quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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