Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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