are you still at the devil's house?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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