it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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