dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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