I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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