remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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