he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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