I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
