yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We talked him into tasing himself.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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