You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
