why im i the only drunk person in the library?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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