also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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