I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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