So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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