we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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