it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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