Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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