She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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