How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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