her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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