Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Found the puke drawer
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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