Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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