I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
