.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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