im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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