On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
How's work?
Spinning.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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