Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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