I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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