Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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