i would punch a child for taco bell
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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