so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize