I just saw a hot homeless man
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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