Your face is a jimmy john
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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