My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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