Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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