I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I could fuck to npr.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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